So unfair...

Dear Neighbor,

Your cooking always smells insanely delicious. Although I have tried, I can not cook Indian food. You are Indian. And cook Indian food. Which is one of my absolute favorites. And you have yet to invite me over for dinner. Or leave leftovers on my porch. And I can smell your delicious Tandoori at all times. We share a wall. Lets share some food.
Just having me smell it constantly is not fair. Not fair at all.
I will bring you Chicken Parmesan if you bring me Chicken Vindaloo with naan.

Sincerely,
Gina